Jack-In-A-Box

You all know what Jack in a Box is.

Example:

Topic starter starts with winding the Jack-In-A-Box.

Person 1: Out pops a Candybar on the spring.
*Winds Box*

Person 2: Out pops a Diamond.
*Winds Box*

There is the Example.

I'll wind up the Box for you.

*Winds Box*

Opens: a WHAT THE FU BOOOOOM comeout and i keep it as a pet

*Winds box*

A hooker comes out O_O

*winds box*

(great idea)

A MACHAL JACKSON comes out O.o


*winds box*

I pop out! wait, what?

*winds box*

Two things come out. Your mom and your grandma Naked.
*winds Box*